HER SKIRT IS SO TIGHT that it cuts off blood flow to my brain

CLEAVAGE god gave men both a peen and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

THAT'S THE PREDATOR'S BLOOD my ass is staying downstairs

IF IT BLEEDS we can kill it

IN RUSSIA Pillow Fights You

Classic: FATALITY

BLOOD isn't all he's good at sucking