PROCRASTINATION By not doing what you should be doing you could be having this much fun.

INAPPROPRIATE Who wears socks to the beach?

THE SHARK PROBLEM HAS BEEN TAKEN CARE OF

MOSSAD Now using sharks to kill people and ruin tourism in hostile nations.

THOSE AREN'T PIRATES And that song sucks.

NUDIST BEACH No Fat Chicks

SLICK MONKEY is mocking you.