IF YOU HAVE TO ASK I have some bad news for you

THE BAD NEWS is that you have another 8 episodes of constipation noises to go.

AND YOU THINK anyone is reading your/our comments

MORE BAD NEWS no one is looking at her face either

GOOD NEWS/ BAD NEWS "the good news," said my doctor, "is that you have a street named after you."

MONEY If you noticed it, I've got bad news for you