ABE LINCOLN wonders how the hell he got there

WHAT the heck does abe lincoln have to do with this

ACTUALLY Wilbur was born in Indiana, so was Abe Lincoln

LINCOLN FOR PRESIDENT err wait...

HE IS COMING so run edward

ABE LINCOLN he doesn't always kill vampires, but when he does he prefers an axe.

YOUR ARGUEMENT it has never been THIS invalid.