IRONY despite absolutely no sense of humor Spock is one hell of a stand-up comic

SELECTIVE MEMORY afterwords Kirk and Spock agreed it had never happened and they never spoke of it again

SENSITIVITY Spock send down more security officers. All the other are dead except for one and he isn't going to last much longer.

PRIVILEGES OF RANK when things get serious kirk gets the dramatic facial lighting. Everyone else can suck it.

MACINTOSH OS X even makes vulcans cry

ABE LINCOLN wonders how the hell he got there

SPOCK the original alien facehugger