SURE IT'S COOL but your pee-pee is still only this big

WEAKNESS Superman has kryptonite Peter parker has twinkies

ENTERS WRESTLING COMPETITION turns out it's the only one that's real.

SPIDER-MAN I think he just shot web

HANG-UPS even spider-man has them

SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK Stan Lee isn't on memebase

HEY how's it hanging?