Elizabeth Barrett Browning Totally Looks Like Weird Al Yankovic
How do I love thee? Let me count the parodies...
Mark Twain Totally Looks Like Jessi Slaughter's Dad
I never liked the character of Huck Finn. He was too much of a rabble-rouser for my tastes. A little smarmy prankster. He "don goofed," if you will. Had I been around in his time, I would have sent the Cyber Police after him.
Maya Angelou Totally Looks Like Roz from "Monsters, Inc."
The caged monster gripes with irksome persistence of paperwork unfinished blah blah blah POETRY & BIRDS
I was quite the hit with my poetry instructors, just FYI.
Stephen King Totally Looks Like "Turtle" (Dana Carvey)
To be perfectly honest, "The Master of Disguise" was more terrifying to me than any of the movies based on Stephen King novels. And when I say "terrifying," I mean "terrifyingly awful."
Paul Giamatti Totally Looks Like William Shakespeare
If you ever want to appear as though you have talent, simply take one part egg-shaped head, one part manly goatee, add a serious stare and VOILA! ACCLAIM!