Kathryn Bigelow Totally Looks Like Kate Middleton
One married a world-renowned director and the other married a prince. Why is it that all I have to show for my love life is a strange, untreatable rash?!
Tara Parker Tomkins Totally Looks Like Diva Plavalaguna from "The 5th Element"
Style is a difficult thing to master. Some work their entire lives to achieve the perfect style. Others show up to world events with blue vaginas on their heads.
Prince Charles Totally Looks Like Dobby
The obvious thing to do would be to make an inbreeding joke. But ya'll didn't care for it the last time I did it. But c'mon! It's so easy! FINE! Instead I will just say, "Prince Charles and Camilla, what a pair they make! A house elf and a horse, isn't it great?!"