The Bible Belt Totally Looks Like Percentage of Uneducated People
Hey, hey, hey! Don't get mad at me now! Take your feelings over here!
Harold Camping Totally Looks Like Balaam, The False Prophet
I don't know why everyone is pretending THE RAPTURE didn't happen, because it did. I was totally RAPTURED! LOL, Heaven is great! YOU ALL LOOK SO SMALL FROM UP HERE! Like little ants capable who've been trained to use the computer...
This Water Stain on a Bridge in Mexico Totally Looks Like The Virgin Mary
Why does The Virgin Mary appear in all the weirdest places? A dirty bridge, an old tomato, in my reflection when I look into the mirror? She should consider popping up somewhere cool, like a discotheque or somewhere. LIKE A BOSS!