Lady Gaga Totally Looks Like Female Galactic Grunt
I know a few ladies on the edge of needing a new hairstylist. Just sayin'...
Criss Angel Totally Looks Like Jared Leto
When in the process of human cultural evolution did we decide that men wearing eyeliner, over-the-top hand ornaments, and ugly side-parted black hairstyles was okay? I DO NOT APPROVE.
Sheeva From Mortal Kombat Totally Looks Like Grace Jones
If you ever feel the need to get my attention, simply mix:
1 part Grace Jones' "Nightclubbing" 8 parts Sheeva's arms 1 part wild dance party
And when I catch wind of these events, perfectly-aligned, I will ask you to pull right up to my bumper, baby.