Nancy Grace Totally Looks Like Jareth the Golbin King (David Bowie)
One is a creature made entirely of evil and the other steals babies in the middle of the night.
Criss Angel Totally Looks Like Jared Leto
When in the process of human cultural evolution did we decide that men wearing eyeliner, over-the-top hand ornaments, and ugly side-parted black hairstyles was okay? I DO NOT APPROVE.