Justin Timberlake Totally Looks Like This Old-Timey Criminal
I guess you could say... he's bringing sexy back... way back... to the olden times. Maybe even further, I don't know.
Young Ricky Gervais Totally Looks Like David Bowie
Ricky played guitar, jamming good with Tim and Dawn And the "Extras" and stars He played it left hand, but took it too far (at the Golden Globes) Became the outcast man Then we were Ricky's fans
Sheeva From Mortal Kombat Totally Looks Like Grace Jones
If you ever feel the need to get my attention, simply mix:
1 part Grace Jones' "Nightclubbing" 8 parts Sheeva's arms 1 part wild dance party
And when I catch wind of these events, perfectly-aligned, I will ask you to pull right up to my bumper, baby.