Florence Welch Totally Looks Like Noel Fielding in a Wig

The drag days are over The drag days are over Your mascara's running, so, girlfriend, you're done

Christina Aguilera Totally Looks Like Hatchet Face From "Crybaby"

Rihanna Totally Looks Like Surprised Rage Face

Lady Gaga Totally Looks Like Kuzco

You'd have expected her to go for the "Kuzco as a llama" look. But that's Lady Gaga for you: always unpredictable.

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Justin Bieber Cake Totally Looks Like Lady Gaga

The part of me that is all schadenfreude kind of hopes this ignites a full-on war between Gaga's "Little Monsters" and the Bieber-Fever-havers. But once we tire of all the slapping, we should shake hands, congratulate each other on a fight well-fought, and cut into some freaky, freaky cake.