Joe Biden Totally Looks Like Bob Barker
Joe also looks like...
Regina Spektor Totally Looks Like Miss Frizzle
Man, if Regina Spektor had been my teacher and my school had owned a magic bus, I might not have flunked out of the 2nd grade, leaving writing descriptions of look-alikes as my only viable career path.
Glen from "Seed of Chucky" Totally Looks Like Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie)
... And so it passed that David Bowie and the Bratz Doll™ did maketh the sweet, sweet love, and unto them a child was born. A horrible, horrible child with amazing taste in music. THE END.