Nancy Grace Totally Looks Like Jareth the Golbin King (David Bowie)
One is a creature made entirely of evil and the other steals babies in the middle of the night.
Maya Angelou Totally Looks Like Roz from "Monsters, Inc."
The caged monster gripes with irksome persistence of paperwork unfinished blah blah blah POETRY & BIRDS
I was quite the hit with my poetry instructors, just FYI.