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Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:

Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!

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Hand Dryer Totally Looks Like Sloth From "The Goonies"

Now that this comparison has been brought to my attention, I believe I will become one of those dudes who either A) dries his hands on his pants or B) "forgets" to wash his hands at all.