Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

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Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"
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Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:

Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!

Dr William Atwater Totally Looks Like Pinhead from Puppet Master

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Dr William Atwater Totally Looks Like Pinhead from Puppet Master
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Dr William Atwater Totally Looks Like Pinhead from Puppet Master

I figure having a bald, pointy head must have some advantages, right? Like... uh... Your face is often mistaken for a knee? That sounds handy!