This Crab Monster Totally Looks Like Sweet Jesus Meme
Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"
In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:
Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!