Hosni Mubarak Totally Looks Like Calibos (Clash of the Titans, 1981)
Mr. Mubarak was powerful enough, however, to enlist a dedicated team of air-brushers to photoshop out his horns.
Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"
In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:
Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!