This Strawberry Totally Looks Like this Teddy Bear
Eating a bear-shaped strawberry may be the only way I will ever be able to claim that I've eaten bear. 'Cuz I tried hunting a real bear, and let's just say it didn't go well: The bear ate both of my arms. OMG, how am I typing this?!?!
Frosted Mini-Wheats Totally Look Like Hay Bales Covered In Snow
Just in time for breakfast! Mmmm... hay!
(OMG, did I just give away my secret?! Were you able to tell from my choice of breakfast foods that I am actually a semi-literate horse?!?!? YOU KNOW TOO MUCH! NEEEIIIIGHHHHH!)
(Horses don't -- or shouldn't, anyway -- eat a lot of hay, but it's a joke. Get with it!)