My Dog Totally Looks Like A Flower

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My Dog Totally Looks Like A Flower
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My Dog Totally Looks Like A Flower

Dogs are like flowers in that they both smell like dog poop. That is, if you fertilize your flowers with dog poop... That's a thing, right? Never really had a "green thumb."

The Gulf of Mexico Totally Looks Like a Welsh Terrier

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The Gulf of Mexico Totally Looks Like a Welsh Terrier
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The Gulf of Mexico Totally Looks Like a Welsh Terrier

In honor of this fine dog and his native tongue:

Mae Gwlff Mexico llwyr yn edrych fel tirlyfr Gymraeg. Mae'r daeargi yn eithaf 'n giwt. Mae'r Nid Gwlff, cymaint. Rwy'n hoffi crwbanod.

And, yes, that is a real language (or as close to a real language as Google Translate will get me), not just random strings of letters.