John Hughes Totally Looks Like Stieg Larsson
Both of these men are staring at me with looks of judgment, and so I won't write what I was planning on writing. I will say this, however: It involved a piñata.
Junie B Jones Totally Looks Like Velma From Scooby Doo
Boy From '60s Children's Book Totally Looks Like Ralphie
Creature from Scary Stories Book Totally Looks Like Poker Face Meme
M-M-M-Mah Poker Face!