White Peacock Totally Looks Like Dandelion
I was going to make a joke about how one should never blow a white peacock the way one blows a dandelion, but then I remembered that this is a family site.
Kitty Kat Totally Looks Like "Glee" Guy (Darren Criss)
As a (rejected) "So You Think You Can Dance?" judge, let me offer you my thoughts on tonight's performers. Clearly, the talented Kitty Kat is busting out some top-notch "Thriller" moves. Mr. Criss, meanwhile, is simply one herp away from a total derp. Kitty Kat, please move on to the next round.