Gary Spivey, Medium Totally Looks Like Limecat, a Lolcat
In all your life, did you ever think that a cat with a lime on its head would look less weird than the thing you're comparing it to?
Wig Dog Totally Looks Like Susan Sarandon
When my daughter was thirteen, her favorite actress in the whole wide world was Susan Sarandon. So, for her birthday, I tried to hire a Susan Sarandon look-alike from a local agency, but it was far too expensive. With an eye to personal economy, I placed a wig on the family dog. Good enough? You would think so, but SO MANY TEARS!
John D. Rockefeller Totally Looks Like This Sea Turtle
If that turtle had bank like a Rockefeller, I would gladly give up my job writing about things that look like other things, move into the sea, and become a sea turtle trophy husband. Aw, but you guys would miss me too much, right? Right?!?!