White Peacock Totally Looks Like Dandelion
I was going to make a joke about how one should never blow a white peacock the way one blows a dandelion, but then I remembered that this is a family site.
A Llama Totally Looks Like Leonardo DiCaprio
I have existed on this earth only so that, at the right moment, I could write the following pun-manteau: Llamanardo Dicaprio.
Derpy Giraffe Totally Looks Like Yoda
HURR DURR, IZ A GURRAFFE! A WISDOM I HAS! IMPART IT 2 YOU I SHALL. JUST AFTER THESE LEAVES I FINISH! LURRLZ!
This Turtle Shell Totally Looks Like Darth Vader
This Turtle Shell Also Totally Looks Like The Virgin Marry
Therefore Darth Vader Totally Looks Like The Virgin Mary
As sound as it is sensical!