Renee Zellweger Totally Looks Like Sumo Wrestler Lawn Sculpture
Only when she's filming "Bridget Jones" movies, though.
Tilda Swinton Totally Looks Like Glowing Mr. Burns
My warmest welcome to the alien race Swintonia from the planet Androgyna! As a gift to you, I will continue in your native tongue: Glar far kleb drab hurks blergefera crey!