Fun game time: Let's think of "Grey's Anatomy" McNicknames for Ke$ha! I've got the following:
McTra$hy, McDrunko, McDirty, McNuggets, Mc$kanky, McWa$hMe, Mc$toned, McRib Sandwich... Actually, I'm going to stop now, because I feel myself getting a little hungry. I'm kind of in the mood for McDonald's, though I am not entirely sure why.
So, by my logic (which is faultless), J.Biebs, following in Jane Fonda's footsteps, should release a series of workout videos. Just to say: UNNECESSARY! Listening to his vomit-inducing music is the best and only diet you'll ever need. No exercise required.