Young Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) Totally Looks Like Dylan Moran
Once, while traveling in London, I stopped in a little bookstore called Black Books. A surly Irish man with a cigarette dangling from his wine-stained lips screamed at me to leave before I was able to pick up a copy of "Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows." Just as well, because I don't even know how to read!
Prince Charles Totally Looks Like Dobby
The obvious thing to do would be to make an inbreeding joke. But ya'll didn't care for it the last time I did it. But c'mon! It's so easy! FINE! Instead I will just say, "Prince Charles and Camilla, what a pair they make! A house elf and a horse, isn't it great?!"