This Guy From "The 1940s House" Totally Looks Like A Senegal Parrot
High fashion often takes cues from the animal kingdom. Please see many designs by Roberto Cavalli, Lady Gaga's Kermit dress, Lady Gaga's meat dress, and Anna Wintour's face (which totally looks like, and may very well be, over-processed albino seal hide).
Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes
OMG, guys, English philosopher Thomas Hobbes is totally winking at me! THAT FLIRT! Since he's technically dead, though, I guess I'll just have to settle for a night of passion with Bill Bailey. And while I wouldn't consider him my "type," it would be cool if instead of anything sexual we just reenacted scenes from "Black Books."
Young Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) Totally Looks Like Dylan Moran
Once, while traveling in London, I stopped in a little bookstore called Black Books. A surly Irish man with a cigarette dangling from his wine-stained lips screamed at me to leave before I was able to pick up a copy of "Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows." Just as well, because I don't even know how to read!