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Prince Charles Totally Looks Like Dobby

The obvious thing to do would be to make an inbreeding joke. But ya'll didn't care for it the last time I did it. But c'mon! It's so easy! FINE! Instead I will just say, "Prince Charles and Camilla, what a pair they make! A house elf and a horse, isn't it great?!"

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Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes

OMG, guys, English philosopher Thomas Hobbes is totally winking at me! THAT FLIRT! Since he's technically dead, though, I guess I'll just have to settle for a night of passion with Bill Bailey. And while I wouldn't consider him my "type," it would be cool if instead of anything sexual we just reenacted scenes from "Black Books."