but to others a horrifying reminder of how disgusting human affection can be.

But they do the trick, I suppose.

I see London I see France... oh wait.. no that's just some girls underpants. Stupid imaginary international binoculars.

You could be a gentleman, you know, offer to get her a towel or something.

Silly person, you can't walk on the air.

Hey guy you might want to save that for off camera.