The Hungry Whale

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The Hungry Whale
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The Hungry Whale, patronized by young women, and older women with mustaches that make Burt Reynold envious.

Respect the Stache!

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Respect the Stache!
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Will do, sir. Sorry to even implicate any sort of distrust of your stache, sir.

WE NEED A MOP OVER HERE!!!!

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WE NEED A MOP OVER HERE!!!!
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The King of Beers has been spilt all over the floor.

Stash Bomb

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Stash Bomb
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Happy holidays, I won't try to hurt, but it may happen. -Awkward Mustache Guy