First I lose my eye, then your beard becomes even more epic.

But at least it's sexy time.

He'll be getting out of the water in a bit... like 25 years or so...

Come back when you grow a pair.

But hey, it's hard being a pimp.

Those eyes, and the way the antlers are drift sensually alongside that deer head.

It was hard to tell the color, but we know thanks to great technology.