Every Last One

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Note to Other Countries: Start Doing Things Our Way for a Change

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America is Now Best Soccer Country

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Damn Straight

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Landon Donovan is Still Buttmad About Being Left Off of the World Cup Roster in 2014

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Landon Donovan dropped a thinly veiled reference to USMNT boss Jurgen Klinsmann leaving him off the World Cup roster in 2014 allegedly because of Donovan's age, praising veteran 35-year-old women's team veteran Abby Wambach despite the fact that she only played 10 minutes during the team's 2-0 over Germany on Tuesday. ESPN commentator Alexei Lalas fired back at Donovan with this zinger:


Ooh snap! Any thoughts, Landon? Wait, didn't Lalas pick Germany to win the match?

Counter-zinger, b*tch!

FIFA Has Nukes!

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Send in the troops!

That Was a Close Football Game!

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