They didn't see these coming...

Owned.

They're funny though

Kamikaze by words

Wittiness is next to tardiness

It's a tale as old as time. After a long day of staring at your screen in anger, you're standing (or maybe sitting, crying) in the shower. Just trying to wash away the agony of the day. As you lather up your hair with sweet-smelling shampoo, there it is. A “Eureka!” moment. No, not the meaning of life. But the perfect zinger that would have absolutely destroyed that annoying bully in the office cafeteria, or perhaps that obnoxious Twitter troll you wanted to clobber with words. It's unfortunate…

This is the 33rd weekend in a row that you've told your friends that you're "sick"

We all spend a fair amount of time scrolling our lives away on the Internet, and sometimes it feels as though it's for naught. But if the internet's good for anything, it's seeing strangers get roasted and toasted in public forums, whether it's in a Twitter thread or the comments on any given subreddit. You'll never catch us being okay with cyberbullying— being cruel or threatening folks online is never okay, and that's not what this here compilation is about. This is all about appreciating the…

A good insult is hard to come by. As schoolchildren, we start with the basics. There's the powerful “No, you!” which is followed by the even more powerful and incredibly smug “I know you are but what am I?” We remember the early days of “Your mom” jokes (which are extra devastating if the mother in question is dead) and “stupid jokes" like the one that insinuates it takes an hour for the victim to cook minute rice. These are all well and good if you've yet to go through puberty, but as we get o…

Got 'em

Hope they'll recover from these sick burns

With social media , it’s the people that use it who make or break the experience. The number one reason most of us are addicted to these dumb little glowing screens is the completely deranged behavior that others display on the internet. If that doesn’t sound relatable, then you’re probably the deranged one — but hey, at least everybody in this situation is being kept entertained. Sometimes it can seem like a mistake that it was ever allowed for complete strangers to interact with each other on…

Gobble gobble family squabble

Delightfully brutal burns

True zingers

It's happened to us all. You're standing (or maybe sitting, crying) in the shower. The steam is relaxing you. As you lather up your hair, it suddenly occurs to you. No, not the meaning of life. But the perfect zinger that would have absolutely destroyed that asshole Chad in the accounting department of your office. Or perhaps, instead of Chad, it's a faceless internet user who has been harassing you cruelly and incessantly in the comments of the articles and listicles you write. It's a shame, r…