Man Casually Roasts Marshmallows Over an Active Volcano

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Simon Turner, the man in question, may be from New Zealand, and the volcano he was roasting marshmallows over may be in the small Pacific island nation of Vanuatu, but there's still something just so... 'Murican about it all. Maybe it's the distinct lack of f**ks he gives.

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If you were to make a Sharknado spinoff, what would you name it?