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Stormy Daniels Claims Trump Is Deathly Afraid Of Sharks & Twitter's Got Jokes

Here's the latest in "American news is f*cking crazy!" InTouch just released the entirety of their 2011 exclusive with Stormy Daniels, the porn star who allegedly had an affair with Donald Trump - and the actress dishes some seriously funny details. The dirt that Twitter fans are appreciating the most is the president's fear and hatred of sharks:

"You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week and he was watching a special about the U.S.S. something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history. He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks. He was like, "I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die." He was like riveted. He was like obsessed. It's so strange, I know."

Strange is right. Jokesters on Twitter are definitely taking advantage of the bizarre phobia and meme-ing the news to oblivion. And for those of you who doubt the info - it's polygraph certified.

Funny Twitter memes about Donald Trump being afraid of sharks.
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James Gunn & The #GirtherMovement Are Hilariously Challenging Donald Trump's Medical Records

The White House's physician Dr. Ronny Jackson announced yesterday that President Trump weighs in at a healthy 239 lbs - but Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn isn't buying it. The Marvel director has offered $100,000 to Donald's charity of choice if he's willing to publicly step on an "accurate scale" accompanied by an impartial physician. That's a lot of guap. 

Gunn is far from alone in this cleverly named movement  The hashtag, a reference to Trump's obsession with Obama's birth, is quickly gaining traction on Twitter. Many users are joining Gunn and the girther squad in this crusade to discover the President's "true" weight - and why his height seems to keep changing. Do you think the president weights 239 pounds? Hopefully he will respond to Gunn and we will find out.

Funny investigation james gunn, #girthermovement, girther movement, to find out donald trump's true weight.
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Stranger Things' David Harbour Made This Fan's Dreams Come True By Gloriously Appearing In Her Yearbook Photos

Back in October one brave fan asked David Harbour to appear in her yearbook photos. The actor, who plays police chief Hopper on Stranger Things, said he would come through if she was able to get 25,000 retweets. His other stipulations? That he would be able to wear her high school's sweatshirt and hold a trombone. 

Damaris managed to reach her goal in just a day, and the actor made do on his promise this week. The photos, released yesterday, are completely amazing.

funny girl's tweet goes viral, david harbour poses for yearbook photos with her.
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