Welcome back to our regular collection of fresh and funny thoughts from Twitter , where anything can happen and everyone has an opinion. Once again, we've scoured the Twittersphere to bring you the latest and greatest tweets from some of the most hilarious minds on the internet. From relatable observations about everyday life to ridiculous memes and everything in between, these tweets will either have you laughing, nodding and smiling, or at the very least, rolling your weary eyes. We've got tw…

Greetings, internet users and abusers. It's Thursday, January 26th, and today feels just like any other. I got up, got out of bed, dragged a comb (brush) across my head. I opened up my ThinkPad and went to Twitter.com like I do every day from Monday to Friday. As per usual, I almost immediately closed the laptop and prayed to the powers that be. Why? Because perusing Twitter for quality content can be so disheartening. Fortunately, betwixt the rantings and ravings of political lunatics, and the…

Very punny, dads