Meet the Number One Killer of EVERYTHING in Australia and Also THE ENTIRE WORLD

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Government officials in Australia are waging a relentless campaign against a threat responsible for less deaths per year than falling coconuts greater than any this planet has ever seen. Godspeed, gentlemen!

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