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If they can't handle you at your Te Kā, then they don't deserve you at your Te Fiti.

WWE must mean World Wide mEmes with all the pro wrestlers making the funniest content these days.

Meeting new people is often incredibly awkward and demeaning. Not all of us are Mrs. Peacock from the Clue movie based on the bestselling board game. When she's introduced to a group of new and unfamiliar people in Mr. Boddy's mansion, she monologues, "Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess; it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time to get acquainted. So I'…

Not everyone can be a 10. However, most people aren't a two either. This reality has caused the bell curve of the population to be labeled a most upsetting term: "mid." Getting called “mid” by a middle school boy in your TikTok comments is rough. It feels like someone is calling you ugly, even though that's technically not what they're saying. Not only are there thousands of mid-people in the world, but there are also thousands of mid-memes. Do you ever see some memes that are just, fine? They'…

I am ashamed of many things, but being a huge fan of the Muppets is not one of them. You might think that most Muppet-loving adults would keep quiet about it, but you'd be wrong! The Muppets have seemed to have a resurgence in popularity over the past few years, especially on Twitter. Everybody wants to return to the 80s and 90s era of the muppets, where they were recreating literary classics such as Treasure Island and A Christmas Carol. The Muppet Christmas Carol is one of my favorite Christm…

I will be honest, the extent of my exposure to professional wrestling is quite limited. It includes the episode of Project Runway where the designers have to make outfits for female professional wrestlers. The ladies' expressions and presentation on the runway were so campy and ridiculous that it made Michael Kors burst into uncontrollable laughter. That interaction really captures the spirit of wrestling: the girls that get it, get it, and the girls that don't, don't. Some people can't accept…

Cinema is healing.

We all love puns , right? No, No, we don't. Puns can often be the fodder of dull people who desperately want others to think they're clever. I don't want to sit around all day and listen to half-jokes from someone who would rather be witty than be funny. My perfect pun does not make any sense on the most fundamental level. I want a pun that makes people question the art and science of wordplay . Luckily, the latest Twitter meme fits perfectly into my philosophy of pun-making. The viral “Shocked…

He's studying to be a geologist and his reputation on TikTok is already getting him some great rock recognition.

Many respond with photos of sexy bald men

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