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The Tumblr I first saw this posted on made some stupid comment about dubstep in relation to the above statement. NEWS FLASH: MOSH PITS EXISTED BEFORE DUBSTEP IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY AWARE, TUMBLR KIDS. - Matty Malaprop

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He later told the press that he rejected the proposal, stating that it would too much of a Panetta in the ass to implement. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe I'm just too stuck in my absurdist ways, but every time I walk into a museum whose arterial walls are clogged with realist paintings, I feel like I'm having a heart attack. - Matty Malaprop