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Anyone out there wanna be the best like no one ever was - but in the sheets?...Well these Pokémon-inspired dildos might be just what you're looking for.

Specifically, 'Pokémoan' is a creation from Geeky Sex Toys, a workshop of self-proclaimed 'cheeky nerds', currently based out of Brisbane, Australia. Brace yourself folks, cause some of the following images aren't exactly 'office-friendly'!

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America's latest attempt to annoy the Oregon Militia (Y'all Qaeda) into submission has been sending them dildos, and in one case, a bag of gummy peens. The militia dudes are pissed about it, saying it's wasteful and hateful (pot, meet kettle), but I don't know what they're complaining about; they asked for snacks!

WTF of The Day: Chinese Man Marries Sex Doll Because He Has Terminal Cancer
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This is one of those stories where you don't know if you should feel sad or grossed out.

A man in China has married a realistic sex doll because he has terminal cancer and wants to feel the joy of marriage without leaving behind a grieving widow.

The 28-year-old man has not yet been identified, but some are suggesting this could all just be a marketing stunt.

Nevertheless, the (happy?) couple had one beautiful wedding photo shoot...

We wish the couple much happiness. And the man many nights of fapping.

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