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Bowsers Gonna Hate
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Oh come on! Everyone know's Peach is a superior racer. And though it pains me to admit this, it's really an undeniable fact that one should never let a pun impede their ability to pummel the living sh*t out of all their friends at Mario Kart. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Pleated Jeans
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Curse you, otters... even your heartbreak is overwhelmingly adorable! - Matty Malaprop

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SEE? I told you they weren't real
By xyzpdq1
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SEE? I told you they weren't real

By Unknown
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Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop

Via: @PULPKETCHUP
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My friends told me this fair had to be seen to be believed, but I can't see anything at all! - Matty Malaprop