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But Yoda lived in that swamp alone... do I dare think about the objects of his affection there? - Matty Malaprop

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You can check in on him as much as you want, but you're always going to get out-plaid. - Matty Malaprop

MISSING THE POINT Hey! I never saw that tile pattern in the wild before!
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Recaption

MISSING THE POINT Hey! I never saw that tile patter in the wilde before!

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Still, it could be better. My stupid remote keeps getting lost underneath the chair's infernal cushion! - Matty Malaprop

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And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop