We've All Been There

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At Least If Potential Thieves See, They'll Know It's Locked

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Are You Sure Pressing It Twice Doesn't Unlock It?

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I Don't Even Own Anything Expensive

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By Meisha in Oregon
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Paranoid Grammar Parrot

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Just did this myself while creating this post.

It's Definitely Cancer

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Nobody Will Ever Know

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