Lesson learned

Just don't show them Marley & Me

Quitting is the new winning

By the bucket?

Spoiler alert: it was during Blue Beetle

All those pre-show PSAs were for nothing

The ‘Fast & Furious movies are massively popular. The in-your-face, high-octane Summer blockbusters have entertained the masses for over 20 years at this point. None of this is news to anybody, we've all seen at least one of the mainline entries at some point. As a person who has seen all the movies, I can tell you that they've changed drastically over the years. It started as a stylized action film centered around the world of illegal underground car racing and the people who inhabit it. Throu…

Say what you will about the fourth and fifth entries in the Indiana Jones series . No, seriously. Say anything you want. Those movies aren't very good and I think Steven Spielberg knows it. The original trilogy, however, consists of three incredible, classic films. That's indisputable Do you remember the first time you ever watched Indiana Jones? When I was around four or five, my uncle thought “Raiders of the Lost Ark” would be a good movie to bond over, so he put it on. Other than the face-me…

Bad take

Oops

If you've ever gone to a movie theater, you've likely witnessed the massacre of popcorn, fountain sodas, and sticky candy left behind for the workers to clean up. Sometimes it's so bad, it seems intentional, as if some moviegoers make a huge mess just because they can. But what kind of person acts like a complete a-hole just because it's legal? An a-hole, that's who. Movie theater worker @patrickjdennis_ vented on Twitter after a particularly rude crowd trashed the cinema on their way out.

Are Californians okay? When a projector malfunctioned in an AMC theater in Burbank on Wednesday, Tiffany King, a self-proclaimed psychic medium and comedian decided to rise to the occasion and become the entertainment of the night. Several people in the audience naturally whipped out their phones and documented the spectacle from many different angles. King didn't exactly tell jokes in her unsolicited stand-up routine. It was more like a chaotic tirade of absurd proclamations. “I joined the all…

“I would love to pay a delivery fee for a dry-a** 'Nathan’s Hot Dog'”.

Disgraceful

It ain't pretty

Never order the medium popcorn