You're standing on my neck

The hot pink Motorola Razr flip phone walked so your flashy iPhone case could run.

90s kids can relate

Parenting is already stressful enough in 2023. Sure, we now have better gadgets and pediatric science to help us along our parenting journey. But millennial parents now have the stress of civil unrest and a deteriorating environment. How can you raise a happy child to be lively and enthusiastic for life when you're not even sure there will be a planet when they're older? It's parenting with a heaping pour of existential dread. Another thing millennial parents are admitting to additionally be ta…

This may be hard for some people to believe, but millennials weren't always the weary, depressed, broke people lined up to order the latest take on avocado toast or specialty coffee beverages. Nay, we were once young and full of life and hope. Just kidding, we were once young and battling an incredibly toxic culture surrounding body image that seemed to come at us from all angles. While the thin and sickly “heroin chic" look had fallen out of style by the mid-nineties, slimness was still the ph…

Do kids today even know what "landline" means?

If you didn't know: ChaCha was actually REAL people answering your silly little questions...

We've got such geriatric vibes right now

Not all Boomer opinions are bad

Jennifer Garner lied to us! When you turn 30, you will no longer be flirty OR thriving

The two generations who will get the last laugh as the world ends.

We may not be able to afford a house, but we'll never forget how rich we felt going into the Scholastic Book Fair with $20 in our pockets.

Outshined by baby boomers and millennials

So, where do we trade in our Princess Diana Beanie Babies for a house?

And as always, Gen X (the forgotten middle child of society) isn't even mentioned

If there's anything that Generation X is known for, it's for being the best generation of angsty teenagers. Sure, Baby Boomers had their hippie streak, but everything they've done since has been so chronically uncool it's basically ruined their generational reputation. Millennials are, for the most part, kind of try-hards. They were not particularly known for being rebellious youths on all but one front: teen pregnancy. Nobody did pregnancy pacts like Millennials, and as a member of Gen Z , I r…