Pumpkin Pi

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Oh right, 22 days out and it's already Halloween season. Can I please just ellipsis my way out of pumpkin spice everything month? - Matty Malaprop

SO. MUCH. PUN.

So Much Pun: Hand Soap

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A round of applause (or a high-five, if you've only got the one) is in order; So Much Pun has joined Memebase!

I Hissed (at) a Girl... And I Liked it

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I mean, how could you not like her? Her songs are full of rapier wit and her meow-y voice is nigh irresistible! #Sarcasm - Matty Malaprop

Is This a Racist Joke?

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I'll tell you the rest of the joke in a minute, I promise, but I need to get over the hurdle that is the lead in first. - Matty Malaprop

Picard's Got Nothing on This Guy

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I have nothing against the mentally insane, but I really don't think there's a chance in hell that he and I could ever be fronds. - Matty Malaprop