"Did you know police can just take your stuff if they suspect it's involved in a crime? They can!
It's a shady process called 'civil asset forfeiture,' and it would make for a weird episode of Law and Order."
Think you can boss your way through Facebook's fortress of legal defense? Well, if your attempt stops at posting something on your Facebook wall, might I suggest yelling at the sun to "not be so bright" as a better exercise in futility.