Lame Pun Coon

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You can check in on him as much as you want, but you're always going to get out-plaid. - Matty Malaprop

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You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop

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Just wait 24 more hours, people. Then you can lose your ish all over the place, and I'll only judge you the standard amount! - Matty Malaprop

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People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Vegan Go On A Date? :D
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Just be a good guy and don't broccoli-d her on, okay LPC? - Matty Malaprop