Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

You should have seen his face when he figured it out! The realization left him beaming! - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

This isn't the first time you've draped a story in untruth, Lame Pun Coon... - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

OR DOLLY PARTON