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Having grown up with a last name that is often mocked for having components of phallic innuendo, I can relate to these poor souls a little bit. Like I can't even imagine what kind of verbal abuse they went through growing up. 

I like to imagine each of them lead lives similar to the Boy Named Sue.

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You know how it goes, you're getting in the mood with your SO preparing to do the horizontal tango and things are starting to heat up. You feel like you should say something to bring the tension to another level but you're not quite sure what to say. Do you resort to a cliche? Do you not say anything at all? Or do you go with your favorite movie quote?

The last option might never be a good move, especially so if you don't know the person all that well. However, if your SO has a great sense of humor these might just work in your favor. 

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Ah, the good old tired, grouchy post-Super Bowl Monday morning, where we're all sleepily wading through a sea of bleary-eyed, burned out boozehounds with solidly pulverized livers, hating themselves as much as they already hated Monday. Or maybe you couldn't give less of a turd about last night's game or football in general. That is unless, you're a Patriots fan. In that case you mos def called in sick to work because you're probably still drunk right now, wrapping up an extensive bottomless mimosa and/or Bloody Mary-soaked brunch, to keep the celebration from last night's last call, going. Either way, the memelords of the world had a lot of material to work with after last night's massive comeback by the Patriots, to beat the Falcons in overtime. These memes in particular, didn't fail to keep us entertained. 

tom brady,nfl,super bowl,Memes,football,funny
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I need more of these Sims 'dumps' in my life, dude. If only I could've better document/been aware of how outright perverse and seven kinds of crazy this game was, while playing it as a kid. Because I absolutely don't play it as a current self-proclaimed manchild. *laughs in sims*

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